Sports Jokes Corner

Sports Jokes Corner

Question:
Why do they have only fake grass on the football fields in Iowa?    ???


Answer:
So the cheerleaders don't graze during half time.    big_smile


P.S. I had a girlfriend many years ago that I told this joke to. She
responded with: "Don't tell that one to my mom. She was a cheerleader
when she was going to school in Iowa."  I am not joking.   yikes

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I got these off of a cbssports dot com forum. Enjoy !!!  big_smile


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-Baton Rouge News Report: Football practice in Baton Rouge was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Les Miles, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

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-A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good LSU joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a LSU grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a LSU grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a LSU grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

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-And last but certainly not least...
Two Louisiana State University fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first LSU fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second LSU fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first LSU fan asks, "Why not?"

The second LSU fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

Source:  -www.rivaljokes.com/team/Arkansas-


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More Sports Rival Jokes


More from rivaljokes dot com   big_smile


A Colorado Buffaloes fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

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Q: Why don't Colorado Buffaloes fans let their kids play in sand boxes?

A: Because cats keep covering them up.

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Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Colorado weddings?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.

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Where was the last stadium where the Lions had a chance of winning?

The Coliseum   ;D

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Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now play on dirt?

A: Because Leon smoked all the grass and sniffed all the lines.

P.S.

You can find Leon listed at the top of the biggest sports blunders in history.

http:// sports.espn.go. com/espn/espn25/story?page=listranker/blunderresult

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First Kansas Tech Fan: 
Hey, did you hear about the Kansas Tech football player who was killed in a pie eating contest?

Second Kansas Tech Fan:
No, how did that happen?

First Kansas Tech Fan:
A cow stepped on his head.

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