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nobody misses the unicorn (weep weep)

nobody misses the unicorn (weep weep)

after visiting my babies momma at statesville the unicorn is back,im hoping all my fans were not upset that i couldnt post my nfl winners yesterday but family comes first and the kids miss thier mommy,hopefully she will be out soon and i can post everyday,ok on to the picks..

1.. columbus-nyi over 5.5  both of these teams are over leaning teams,col had a 3 game stretch in which they played strong defensive teams thus the 2 unders and a push .however strong defense and the islanders dont belong in the same dictionary we have 2 starting goalies that are actually backups thus im looking for a 6 or 7 point game..

2..nj-buf under 5.5   well aware weeks in net however think we can use that too our advantage as i believe nj will play tighter d knowing their brick wall is not in nets.eventhough i dont like using past season stats to predict todays outcome but the #s are so strong i must play the under...

3..chicago.  the unicorn is a huge avalanche fan however now is not the time to be betting on them. they have looked baddddddddd lately and its quite apperent the peter budaj is not starting goalie material,tony granto is not a nhl coach and that the blackhawks are a huge play tonight..

good luck tonight guys and be safe from the unicorn...

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Good luck buddy. Everyone here misses you

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where in the hell is statesville  ???

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Who is the unicorn and what is his background ?

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Who is the unicorn and what is his background ?

I know the unicorn as well as anyone and his past is a mystery to me. There are hints of being sold to crack addict in Beloxi and maybe some time spent as a hustler on Hollywood's mean streets surviving only by the instincts honed from being abused by animals and electro shock devices.
Rising from those ashes, the unicorn learned to bet the ponies at the feet of an old Turkish man named Habib-al-Doyo. The old man would let the unicorn eat the ketchup spilled from his hotdog onto the tattered Racing Form he always kept under his arm.

beyond that i wouldn't push the unicorn for details, he can break a man with his steely glare not to mention his 44 inch pythons.

just follow and cash and no one gets hurt.

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supercargo wrote:


Who is the unicorn and what is his background ?

I know the unicorn as well as anyone and his past is a mystery to me. There are hints of being sold to crack addict in Beloxi and maybe some time spent a s a hustler on Hollywood's mean streets surviving only by the instincts honed from being abused by animals and electro shock devices.
Rising from those ashes, the unicorn learned to bet the ponies at the feet of an old Turkish man named Habib-al-Doyo. The old man would let the unicorn eat the ketchup spilled from his hotdog onto the tattered Racing Form he always kept under his arm.

beyond that i wouldn't push the unicorn for details, he can break a man with his steely glare not to mention his 44 inch pythons.

just follow and cash and no one gets hurt.

big_smile

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finally a goal !@$@#!^%&#%^*8

ok now we ned a CBJ scoring run

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I think Statesville is in Arkansas

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I think he might be referring to Stateline NV,god only knows with unicorn  ;D

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typing   slowly   so   no   one   gets   lost

Statesville = Navada State Prison

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Where is Navada? Is it by Nevada?

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Where is Navada? Is it by Nevada?

No

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Colorado 1-0 (+145 GC)

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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$  ;D

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remember the great jimmy v and i quote "dont give up dont ever give up" 3-3 babyyyyyyyyyyy

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remember the great jimmy v and i quote "dont give up dont ever give up" 3-3 babyyyyyyyyyyy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkF … re=related

:'(

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thanks blade that brings a tear to this grizzled veteran everytime i see it. and thanks to mr cash for his kind words,but most of all thanks to million for keeping my identity on the dl as the unicorn prefers to lurk in the shadows and help his fellow man in the pursuit of fortune,or i could be wanted in 6 states.

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after visiting my babies momma at statesville the unicorn is back,im hoping all my fans were not upset that i couldnt post my nfl winners yesterday but family comes first and the kids miss thier mommy,hopefully she will be out soon and i can post everyday,ok on to the picks..

1.. columbus-nyi over 5.5  both of these teams are over leaning teams,col had a 3 game stretch in which they played strong defensive teams thus the 2 unders and a push .however strong defense and the islanders dont belong in the same dictionary we have 2 starting goalies that are actually backups thus im looking for a 6 or 7 point game..

2..nj-buf under 5.5   well aware weeks in net however think we can use that too our advantage as i believe nj will play tighter d knowing their brick wall is not in nets.eventhough i dont like using past season stats to predict todays outcome but the #s are so strong i must play the under...

3..chicago.  the unicorn is a huge avalanche fan however now is not the time to be betting on them. they have looked baddddddddd lately and its quite apperent the peter budaj is not starting goalie material,tony granto is not a nhl coach and that the blackhawks are a huge play tonight..

good luck tonight guys and be safe from the unicorn...

SWEEP!!!

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thanks million just doing what i can for our economy, trying to help keep up that personal spending

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Nice job unicorn I need to start following you more often and forget about my plays

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